第１９１話 抱きしめて家族（前編） 原題：Michelle Rides Again (1)
K: Hey Deej. Wait until you see the prom dress I just bought.
It is so me.
D: Is that a good thing?
K: Are you kidding?
Well, of course I haven't bought the batteries yet.
Duane is gonna love it.
D: Well, you have a date and the dress.
So far my prom's looking like a bag of chips and a remote control.
K: Hey DJ. You spent your whole year dating Nelson and Viper.
Nobody knows you're available? I'll put the word out.
D: You're not gonna do anything tacky, are you?
K: Of course not. Let me borrow your magic marker.
D: Kimmy I don't want my name on a locker room wall.
K: Right. Initials and phone number.
D: No, Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy, give it back!
T: Heels down, Michelle. Look up and open up your shoulders.
Look at your fence and give your pony enough time to see that fence.
Good. Open up your shoulders, look up. Good.
D: Hey, Michelle. You're doing great.
M: Thanks.
D: You see, all those quarters we've pumped into that little horse
in front of the supermarket really paid off.
M: I'd be even better if I didn't have to share the time with Joey. Trot.
T: Ok, Michelle. Heels down and...
R: Hey, well, let's see. Riding hat, riding pants, riding boots.
Wild guess. You were riding?
M: And jumping.
D: You did great. I don't know, Becky,
there's something about being around horses.
It just makes you wanna shower and shower again.
S: Hey, aunt Becky.
R: Hey, Steph. You are usually home from school before this.
S: Well, I stayed late to work on my scene for drama class.
It's so cool. We're doing the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet.
And I'm Juliet and Andrew Berkeley is my Romeo.
He's a total babe.
R: You know, I did that play in junior-high.
It wasn't a lot of fun though.
Well, I went to an all-girl's school.
In fact, I was Romeo.
S: Well, you see, the only problem is,
whenever we get to the kissing part, he just stops.
M: That's because you have dry lips.
S: Excuse me. But I do not have dry lips.
M: Oh, yeah. They look like two sundried gummy bears.
R: Steph, don't listen to her, your lips aren't...
You might wanna think about breathing through your nose.
S: Chap Stick. I need Chap Stick.
Je: Hey, Beck. Guess what two wacky DJs
have an audition for their own late-night wacky TV show.
Re: Casey Kasem and Howard Stern?
Je: No and no. Now I'll give you a hint.
One of them is the father of your children.
Re: I said Howard Stern?
Je: Dahhh.... No, it's us.
We've come up with a great concept, Joey tell her.
Jo: You see, beck. Each week we'll go to an unusual location
and meet with unusual people with unusual jobs.
We'll get to experience just what it's like to be unusual.
Re: Oh, I think you pretty much got that part down.
Je: Alright, see, for our audition we're gonna tag-team wrestle
Sven and Ingemar the Swedish Spleen Stompers?
Jo: You know somethin', Jesse.
If we're gonna be on live TV with professional wrestlers,
I'd better go find my tights.
'cause if not, I'm gonna have to shave my legs.
Je: God, I hope he finds them.
Re: Well, honey, I think that this is great,
but are you sure you have time for another project?
Je: Honey, we're talking about my own TV show here.
Re: I know. But you already have your own radio show, your own band,
your own club, and your own kids, and your own wife who
likes to see you more than twelve minites a day.
Je: Well, there's some things we'll always have time for.
Jo: Hey, Jesse, can I borrow your razor.
Je: (I) gotta go.
K: Hey, DJ. Great news.
I've had a healthy response to my search to find you Mr. Right.
Haul it in, boys.
D: Kimmy, what did you do? Raid a Star Trek convention?
K: Hey, don't start getting picky now.
Oh, by the way, are you a stickler for stuff like personal hygiene?
D: Call me wired, but yes.
K: Rats! Bachelors two and five, hit the showers.
D: Congratulations, Kimmy. You've hit an all-time low.
K: Come on, DJ. At least talk to them.
You've got nothing to lose.
D: Except my dignity?
K: That's the attitude.
D: So...
K: Try not to startle them.
D: Um.. have any of you guys ever been to a dance?
with a woman?...who wasn't in your family?
Ok, thank you. We'll, uh, get back to you.
K: Hey, boys, haul it back out.
D: Where are you going?
K: I'm driving the van, I've gotta get'em back for their allergy shots.
E: Hi!
M: Hi!
E: My name is Elizabeth. And that's my horse, Sir Reginald the third.
M: I'm Michelle. And this is my horse, Old Pepper Mill, the rented.
E: Are you going to be in the jumping competition next week?
It's really cool.
M: Sounds like fun. What do you think, Pepper Mill?
If you like the idea, just stand there.
He loves it.
E: Great. I'll see you there.
D: Hey, honey. You were fantastic out there.
You know what? I think maybe you missed a spot, let me, please.
E: When you're done with that horse,
could you comb out my little girl's.
D: I'm a parent, not a groomer.
E: Oh, I'm sorry. You just had the air of stable help, ha.
D: In that case, I'll take the dollar. Thank you.
M: Dad, guess what. There's a jumping contest next week.
And I really wanna be in it. So does Pepper Mill.
He practically begged me.
D: I don't know, Michelle. You've just started jumping.
To enter one of those contests, you need a whole formal riding outfit.
It costs a lot of money.
M: I don't mind.
D: Yeah, I'm sure you don't.
Before I make that kind of commitment,
I wanna make sure you're gonna stick with the riding
longer than you were stuck with ballet and soccer
and raising sea monkeys.
Em: I think you're making a very wise decision.
D: Thank you. I'm sure that as a parent, you understand?
Em: Oh, absolutely.
Losing a competition can be very traumatic for a young child.
D: I think you're missing my little parenting point here.
Now this is not about wining or losing.
Em: Ha ha ha.. Of course it isn't, especially if you're losing.
You wouldn't wanna get her hopes up for nothing?
D: I don't know if you saw Michelle riding out there.
But if she entered the competition, she could win.
Em: Enjoy your little fantasy.
Because in reality my Elizabeth wins this competition every year.
D: Oh, really. Well, not this year
because Michelle Tanner is gonna kick your butt.
Em: Come along, Elizabeth.
This is why you don't go to public school.
D: Come along, Michelle. We're going shopping.
M: But, dad, I thought you don't wanna spend
all that money on new stuff.
D: Yes, but that's before I was just reminded how much money
we were gonna save by sending you to public school.
D: Hey.
S: Hey. Oh, camera and saddle, big date tonight?
D: No. This saddle is gonna be ridden by the best dressed
rider in the Bayview junior equestrian competition.
I proudly give you the lovely, Michelle Tanner.
S: Wow, Michelle. Hey, if we gave you a lantern,
you could stand out on the front lawn.
M: Thanks for buying me all the stuff, dad.
But what if I don't win?
D: Don't worry about that, sweetheart.
Wining is not everything.
M: I'm glad to hear that.
D: Yeah, as long as you beat that Elizabeth girl
with her loudmouth mother.
S: I..I.. I'll get that. Michelle, scram.
Oh, hi, Andrew, come in.
So, um, you are ready to rehearse a little Shakespeare?
A: You bet. I've been reading the play all day.
S: Yeah. Me, too.
A: Do you understand it?
S: Not a word.
A: Me, neither.
S: Michelle, I said, "out".
M: Why do I have to leave?
S: Because I said so.
A: You know, Steph.
It might be a good idea to have an audience.
S: Exactly what I was thinking.
So, um, Why don't we take it from where we left off,
right before the kiss.
M: Now this I've got to see.
S: My bounty is as boundless as this sea.
My love is deep.
The more I give it thee, the more I have.
For both are infinite.
Uh, this is when you scale the balcony,
but for now, you can just use the stairs.
A: Thanks.
S: I hear some noise within, dear love, adieu.
A: And we kiss, end of scene.
M: I know it's dry lips.
A: Excuse me.
M: That's Ok. I don't blame you.
It's like kissing a cactus this.
S: Michelle!
M: What's the big deal?
I didn't tell him you have a crush on him.
S: Pardon me, Andrew, whilst I breaketh her bones.
M: Dry lips, dry lips, dry lips....
S: Michelle.... Stop it.....
A: You two work this out, huh?
See you later, Steph.
S: Michelle, I can't believe you ever do this to me.
I'm never gonna forgive you.
M: I guess dry lips make people cranky.
M: Uncle Jesse, can we talk?
J: Absolutely.
But uh, not right now, I got too many things going on.
Joey and I got to work on some holds for this wrestling thing we're doing.
Is it important, munchkin?
M: Well, I'm just really worried about this jumping competition.
J: Oh, don't worry about it, you're gonna be great,
you're gonna knock 'em dead, you're gonna kill 'em,
you're gonna.. you gonna do whatever it is,
you do at those competition.
M: Jump.
J: Oh, yeah. Ok. You're gonna do that.
M: Well, I'm glad you can be there on Saturday.
J: Well, hold that gladness, shorty, uh,
I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it.
I've got so many things going on.
I've gotta do the books for the Smash club,
I've gotta rehease the band,
I've gotta find a new band for the Smash club,
I've gotta do this wrestling thing with Joey,
I don't even have time to fisnish the sentence.
M: You just did.
J: Oh, see, I'm behind already.
I'm sorry, kiddo. You'll be great.
Jo: Ah.. Behold! The Masked Marvel.
Je: More like the Muffed Meathead.
Jo: Come on, Jess.
We're gonna be in the ring with professional wrestlers.
We gotta look the part.
Everything's gotta be big and theatrical.
Now, throw another pillow on this couch,
and check out this entrance.
Ahhh...................wohhh...
Je: Joey?
Jo: Yes.
Je: You wanna just skip the entrance?
Jo: Ok, yeah. I think so. That's a.. that's a good idea, Jess.
Je: Get up. Get up.
We've gotta practice some wrestling holds here,
so we will not act the fools in the ring, OK?
Jo: Ok.
Je: I'm over here.
Jo: You're over there.
Je: Right.
Now, come over here and I'm gonna put you in a little headlock here.
Jo: Ok.
Je: Bend over.
JJ: Ahh.....
Al: Can we play too, daddy?
Je: Boys, we're not playing, we're working.
Ni: You got a weird job.
Je: That's 'cause I have a weird partner. Alright, what's next?
Jo: Now, Jess. I do what's called an escape.
Je: Which is?
JJ: Ahh, ahh...................
Jo: Hey, are you Ok?
Je: I think I bruised a sideburns.
Al: We'll help you, daddy.
Je: No, no, no, boys. Don't help, Ok.
Just, just go sit down over there.
Ni: You're no fun anymore.
Je: Boys, there's time to have fun, and there's time to be serious.
Right, now, it's time to be serious.
Joey, put your ankle in my armpit.
Jo: Uh, Jess, let's try this.
Lie down flat on the mat, and put one of your legs up in the air.
Nothing personal. OK. All right.
Now, put that leg up in the air. Now, I come over like this.
I grab your foot. I put my leg over like this.
I put down hand and this and there......
Je: ...Ah... Well, You're twisting my ankle!
Jo: So that this will feel good.
Je: What? You got my legs all locked up.
Jo: Hence the name, leglock.
Je: How'd we unlock 'em?
Jo: Well, either I uh, put my foot around your neck like this, and...
Je: Ow...... this isn't working?
Jo: The other way is to um get the big book of wrestling holds
off my bed, and see what it says.
Je: Guys. Boys here's your chance to help daddy.
Run up stairs, and get the big book off Joey's bed.
Al: Sorry, you said, "Don't help."
Ni: Let's go, brother.
Je: Boys, oh.. Joey, this is all your fault.
Come here, so I can smack you on the head.
Come here.....
（Anは、アナウンスです。）
An: Welcome to Bayview equestrian center....
El: Hi, Michelle.
Mi: Hey, Elizabeth. I want to wish you good luck today.
And tell your horse, too.
El: Thanks. Good luck to you guys, too.
Da: Hey, beautiful. How's my favorite junior jumper?
Mi: I'm Ok. But Old Pepper Mill could use a pep talk.
Da: Oh, I can handle that. All right, Pepper Mill.
I am gonna tell you the same thing my beloved track coach
told me right before my very first big track meet.
Tanner, you keep those water bottles filled.
Might not apply here, huh, honey?
Em: Oh, there's my little champion.
Now, Elizabeth, don't forget.
After you win, we're going out for a big victory dinner.
Da: Michelle. After you win, we're going out
for a big victory dinner and a victory movie.
Em: Now, Elizabeth.
Remember what your instructor told you about visualizing.
Picture yourself jumping and clearing the hurdles.
Da: Michelle. You picture yourself jumping and
clearing those exact same hurdles only jumping higher and faster.
Em: How dare you steal our visualizations.
I paid good money for those.
An: The next rider is Alison Stare. She's on Lightning.
Mi: Uh, dad. We really need to get ready for the contest.
Em: I'll see you in a winner's circle.
Da: Winner's circle? I guess you'll be there to congratulate us.
An: The last senior contestant is Julia Picard riding Speed.
Mi: Riding used to be fun.
El: Yeah, before parents got involved.
Mi: I've got an idea.
Why don't we skip the contest and just go riding on a trail for fun?
El: Tanner, you're a genius.
Mi: This is gonna be great.
El: Yeah. Hey, let's head out to the trail. Come on.
Mi: Trot.
El: This is so fun.
Da: Hey.
Jo: Oh, hey, honey.
DJ: How's Michelle doing?
Da: She's doing great. She's ready to roll.
She was champing at a bit.
Actually that was Pepper Mill.
Ni: Mama, we want a horse.
Re: Ok. I'll get you one when you're older.
Al: How old?
Re: Old enough to carry a shovel.
An: Now, presenting our junior jumper competition.
Em: Where's my Elizabeth? She's not there!
Da: Ha, (I) guess the kid couldn't hundle the pressure.
St: Dad, Michelle is not out there, either.
Jo: I thought you just told me she was champing.
Da: Uh, that was her horse.
Jo: He's missing, too.
Da: Ok, we'll be right back, stay here.
Da: She's not in there, what could she be?
Jess, what are you doing here?
Je: Hey, guys. Uh, I rearrange some stuff, uh
I'm gonna do the books tonight, rehearse tomorrow,
and I'm gonna check out the new band next week,
and if I keep talking, we're gonna miss the competition.
Da: I'm glad you're here, but right now we've gotta find Michelle.
Je: What do you mean, "find Michelle"? Where is she?
Da: I don't know.
Jo: Hold on, guys. Uh, excuse me, sir, uh..
you see a little girl uh blond hair about yay high
with just the cutest durn smile and a big smelly horse?
M1: You know, uh, I never thought I'd be given a chance to say this, but
They went that-away.
Je: Yeah, can we borrow these horses?
M1: Help yourself.
Je: Thank you.
M1: They ain't mine.
Jo: Excuse me, sir. Would it be Ok
if I uh.. If I borrow this little horse right here?
M1: That ain't horse, greenhorn.
That's a burro, name is Milton.
Jo: Milton, burrow. What else?
Let's go. Come on, Milton. Let's go.
Mi: I like riding horse when you don't have to win anything.
El: Yeah, it's cool. Hey, you wanna jump that log?
Mi: Yeah, let's do it.
El: Come on Michelle.
Mi: Trot.
El: Michelle! Michelle! Michelle, are you Ok?
Michelle, wake up! Michelle, wake up!
She fell off her horse.
Da: Michelle, don't move her.
Je: (It) looks she hit her head.
Jo: Oh, my gosh! What happened? Is she Ok?
Da: I don't know. Michelle, can you hear me, honey?
Honey?
Jo: Stay tuned for scenes from the next episode of Full House.
Here on ABC.
Jo: Next time on Full House.
Da: I'm so sorry I put so much pressure on you.
Mi: That's Ok. Who are you?
Do: Well, memory loss is very common with head injuries.
Da: Come on in, Michelle. Don't be scared.
St: Do you remember us?
Mi: Aren't you the nice people I met at the hospital.
DJ: Jesse is our uncle.
Mi: Right, The guy with the hair.
I know you all want me to remember, but I can't.
I'm sorry.
Da: What if she never remembers us?
Je: ** we're family we're gonna get through this.
Jo: There we'll do whatever it takes.
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