第１７話　パパのロマンス 　原題：Danny's Very First Date

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Li: Okay, honeybees. Let's all be seated. Who knows what today is?
Ev: Me me me me...
Li: Stephanie.
St: Today is the start of the honeybee honey drive.
Li: Very good, Stephanie.
St: Thank you.
Li: Joey. As honorary queen bee, will you pass on/out the sample honey?
Jo: Linda. I would be delighted.
Li: I know our hive's gonna raise lots of money for underprivileged children.
    And the honeybee who sells the most honey will win
    this special grand prize.
Ev: Oh, wow!
Jo: Uh, Steph.
Li: Stephanie.
JL: Steph....
Jo: You haven't won the bike yet, Steph.
St: Yet. That seat was made for my tush.
Jo: I would like to introduce a young lady who holds the record
    for selling seven hundred and twenty five jars of honey.
    Uh, honeybee legend I might add.
    Let's put your wings together for D.J. Tanner. Alright.
Ev: Yeah!!
DJ: Thank you, honeybees. Uh, memories..
    Honeybees, any kid can sell wolf tickets for a color TV.
    But to unload this stuff, you gotta work your little stinger off.
    So what're you gonna do? Sell! Let me hear.
Ev: Sell! Sell! Sell!...
Je: Hello!
DJ: Attack!
Je: Whoa, whoa... Hold it.
    I'm wiping out bugs all day. Few more won't make a difference.
    You, see me later.


Jo: Sure, yuck it up. It just so happens that I am an honorary queen bee.
Je: Joseph, this is no news to me. What's this?
Jo: It's a treehouse. It's from your mom.
Je: My mom always sends me the dopiest gifts.
Jo: I think it's for Michelle.
Da: Hi, guys. Are the honey bees here? I didn't miss 'em, did I?
Je: Yes, the honey bees are still here. And more importantly I believe.
    So is their hive mother Linda.
Da: Linda? Jesse, my daughter is a honey bee.
    And Linda just happens to be her hive mother.
Je: She also happens to be very pretty and very divorced.
Jo: And you happene to like her, don't you?
Da: Purely as an insect.
Je: Face it man. You're smitten.
Da: I am not smitten.
Je: I know smitten. You are smote.
Jo: Danny, why don't you just ask her out?
    It's obvious you're ready to start dating again.
Da: I don't know. You think it's been enough time?
Je: Danny, it's been a year since Pam died.
    I don't think you should feel bad about seeing other people.
    I think it's OK.
Da: Yeah, but dating.
    I haven't been on a date since I took Pam to the senior prom.
    I don't even remember how to ask a girl out.
Je: Some way you asked my sister out. How did you do that?
Da: Well, Joey asked her out for me.
Je: This Joey?
Da: Joey was uh, sort of my expert on romance.
Je: This Joey?
Jo: It's just so happens that I have a way with women.
Je: Yes, you take one look at'em, they run away.
Je: Daniel, listen. You're a reasonably semi attractive young man.
    You've been living with me long enough I think
    something must have rubbed off.
    Go in there, be bold, be confident and ask that girl out.
Jo: And don't come back until you got a date.
Je: That's right. Go.
Da: You're right. I can do this. It's my *******


Da: Oh, Linda, Hi.
Li: Hi, Danny.
Da: What a nice surprise. I forgot the Honey bees were even meeting today.
Li: We were just wrapping things up.
    OK, why don't you all buzz into the car?
    Thanks so much for letting us use your house again.
Da: Anytime. Mi hive su hive.
Ju: Mr. Tanner, will you please buy some honey?
Li: Oh, sweetheart, come here.
Ju: Yes, mammy.
Li: Oh, I think Mr. Tanner will be buying ** honey from Stephanie.
Da: You know you can never have too many jars of honey.
    Sign me up for three jars.
Ju: Thanks, Mr. Tanner.
Da: You're welcome.
St: I don't believe this. I must be dreaming. Daddy, I need that bike.
Da: Sweetheart, I'm gonna buy from you too.
    I'll tell you what. I'll take ten jars.
St: Ten jars? All..
DJ: Only ten? Dad, you just bought three from the competition.
    This sweet young child is your own flesh and blood.
Da: Fifteen jars?
DJ: Twenty.
Da: Seventeen.
DJ: Deal.
DJ: Now, that's how you set records, kid.
Li: You just bought twenty jars of honey.
Da: That's nothing. When DJ set the record, I bought a hundred and twelve.
    I built the honey cellar downstairs.
Li: You know, you really are a great dad.
    Well, I've got the kids waiting in the car.
Da: Linda, wait. Um.. Do you, uh.., ever go to the movies?
Li: Sure I love movies.
Da: No kidding. Me too. It's a small world.
    Two people who love movies living in the same city.
    It's amazing. Where was I?
Li: I think you were kind of working out the courage to ask me out?
Da: Right. I'm still working on it.
Li: Danny, I've got a car full of bees.
    But I've got two tickets to a mordern art exhibit tonight.
    I mean I'd love for you to be my guest if I can find a sitter.
Da: Jesse and Joey can do it.
Li: Great! Then we can have dinner, too. My treat. Pick you up on seven? OK?
Da: OK.
Li: It's a date.
Da: It's a date.
Li: Great. 
Da: I have a date tonight. I have a date tonight.
    I have a date tonight. I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT.
    I have a date tonight. Why not?

約４分３０秒後、
ダニーがリンダに断りの電話をかけているところ

Da: Hi, Linda. Yeah, it's Danny.
    Look, I feel really uncomfortable about this,
    but uh.. I have to cancel out on our date.
    I.. I'm starting to feel like it's too soon for this.
    Thanks for understanding. Yeah, bye.
Je: What happened? 
Jo: I thought you were ready to start dating.
Da: I was till I saw the looks on the girl's faces.
    Although Michelle took pretty well.
    You think I should've kept my date with Linda, don't you?
Jo: Yes, I do.
Je: I agree with him. Who said that? Look, Daniel.
    Yes, it is hard on the girls, man.
    But they love you, they'll learn to deal with it.
Da: I just think my dating will be so much easier
    once the girls are away at college.
Jo: Oh, yeah. You'll be pushing fifty hanging out at singles bars.
    Hi, Danny Tanner, Capricorn. Can you hold my teeth?
    Danny, this is always gonna be a tough situation.
    But do you want to keep postponing your life?
Da: Well, no.
Je: Danny, the decision is yours. What do you really want to do?
Da: I really wanna go out with Linda.
Je: Now you're talking, brother.
Jo: There you go.
Je: Lay it down. 
Jo: All right.
Je: Come on, Joseph, get the stuff.
Da: Hi, Linda? Uh.. Danny here.
    Yeah, did someone call you before saying it was too soon
    for me to start dating? I thought so.
    Linda, that was my evil twin brother, Manny Tanner.
    If it was not too late, I'd really like to see you tonight.
    Great! So, you'll pick me up at..
St: Hi, dad.
Da: Could you hold on a second? Hi girls.
DJ: Dad, we were talking. And it was so nice of you to cancel your date for us.
    We wanna thank you by taking you out for ice cream.
St: Our treat.
DJ: Because you are a great dad.
St: And we love you so much.
Da: Thanks, I love you too.
DJ: Thanks, dad.
St: Thanks, dad.
Da: This is Manny Tanner, the evil twin.
    Something's come up, and Danny can't make it tonight.
    He is really very sorry, and uh.. he'll call you later if I let him. Bye.

約２分４０秒後、
母親のことを話しているところ。

DJ: Steph, before we go talk to Dad, come with me.
St: What's wrong?
DJ: I don't know about this.
St: But you said you want daddy to be happy.
DJ: Yeah, but we're forgetting somebody very important.
St: Who?
DJ: Mom.
St: Mom? What do you mean?
DJ: Maybe, mom wouldn't be so happy about dad going out on dates.
St: Wow, I never thought of that. I don't want mom to be not happy,
    and I don't want daddy to be not happy.
    I don't want us to be not happy.
    This is so complicated. I think I'm having my first headache.

St: Daddy, can we talk to you?
Da: Sure, I thought we were going out for ice cream.
DJ: We wanted to make sure we still liked it.
Da: Come here. Sit next to me. Gimmie my kid. All right. 
St: Wow.
Da: Thank you. OK, girls. What's wrong? 
DJ: Well, it's kind of hard to explain.
St: No, it's not. DJ was wondering if you still love Mom.
Da: Of course, I still love mom. She was the first love of my life,
    together we made three little miracles.
    I'm always gonna love her. Nothing will change that.
    Not a date. Not even if I fall in love with someone else one day. 
DJ: Well, how do you think mom would feel about that?
Da; I know exactly how she would feel.
St: You do?
DJ: How?
Da: Well, moms and dads talk about all kinds of things.
    And one night, we had a long talk about what we would do
    if something ever happen to one of us.
    We talked about making sure you're all taking care of,
    and we agreed that if either one of us ever become single again,
    we should try to meet someone else to share our life with.
DJ: So, mom would be happy if you went on a date?
Da: I think she would be.
    She would know that I'm not looking for someone to take her place.
    Just to make a new friend. I could never forget mom.
    I think about her every time I look at you, and you, you, too. 
DJ: Well, maybe we could take you out for ice cream another night.
St: We already had two bawls ***.
DJ: Go on your date, dad.
Da: That's very sweet, but I don't think I can call Julie's mom again.
    I already broke her date twice.
DJ: I'll call her.
DJ: Oh, DJ, you don't have to do that. It's 555-8713

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