第９話　テレビ局がやってきた 　原題：Our Very First Promo

冒頭より。

DJ: So, Kimmy. You wanna stay for dinner?
Ki: Maybe. What're you having?
DJ: Uh, Joey is cooking so I'm not really sure.
    It's something in earth tone.
Ki: Pass. But if my dog Sindbad is hungry, I'll send him over.
St: Don't do that. I love Sindbad.
(Je: Alright.)
DJ: Stephanie, why are you following us?
St: Because you keep leaving me.
DJ: Steph, I know you're only five, you have no life of your own.
    But Kimmy and I are talking woman to woman.
St: I'm a woman, I'm a little a woman, but I'm a woman.
DJ: Steph, when Kimmy leaves,
    you and I can have a nice sister-to-sister talk.
    Unless I get a phone call.
St: You're so good to me.


St: Did you guys hear that noise?
    It sounded like a monster.
DJ: Steph, you're always making up monster noises.
    There's nothing to worry about.
Ki: Although you do look like that kid in "Poltergeist"
    who got sucked up in the TV and said, "They're back."
St: Real funny.

約９分後、
ロニーがタナー家にやってきたところです。

DJ: Hi, you are the lady who's gonna put us on TV?
Ro: Yes, I am, because you are so adorable. Let me see you smile.
    Wonderful! Let me see if you can find a place to put my coat.
    Adorable, and you take direction, too.
    My name is Ronnie, that's short for Veronica.
DJ: I'm DJ that's short for Donna Joe.
St: I'm Stephanie... I'm just short.
Ro: Girls, do you know where your daddy is?
DJ: Daddy has been delayed in editing because the satellite
    Downie malfunctioned due to freakish barometric condition.
Ro: Ronnie feels like such a dodo head. So, this is your home. 
    Colors are workable, nice angles. Yes, I'm seeing some shots. 
    What are we doing?
DJ: We thought you knew.

約２分１０秒後、
ダニーが帰ってきたところです。
Br: People, people, we're almost ready.
Da: Hi, I'm Danny Tanner, you must be Ronnie Gardner,
    I've been looking forward ...
Ro: Great you are here, let's go.
Da: ...to meeting you.
Jo: That's the last of it.
Da: Joey, where are you going with Jupiter?
Jo: Ronnie suggested that I move out.
Da: Why would Ronnie suggest that?
Jo: No, no, Danny, it's O.K. it's no problem.
    A successful comedian like myself doesn't need exposure on TV.
    Working in parks and train stations is my rocket to stardom.
Da: Ronnie, don't you think Joey is important?
Ro: Important? Well, he is essential.
    He is going to be holding the cue cards. Thank you Joey.
Jo: Oh, no, thank you Ronnie, You've given my life new meaning.
Br: You know Danny, so many sports casters are your typical macho 
    two-fisted iron pumping ex-jocks.
Da: Yeah. That's me in a nutshell.
Ro: Well, Danny Tanner I am gonna set you apart from the crowd.
    I'm gonna sell your family with class, style, sophistication.
Da: That's me too. There are so many mes.←meの複数形
Ro: We're just gonna do this one rehearsal.
    If you have any problems. Well, you won't.
    Outside. Don't come back until I say action.
    O.K. everybody over here come on, let's go. Come on.
    All right Ready? You back here. And. Action!

Je: Alright, quiet, everybody. It's on, it's on. Alright, watch this.
Da: Hello, I'm Danny Tanner. I do the sports for Channel 8 news beat.
    Everyday, at four, six, and ten, you're kind enough to 
    invite me into your home and make me a part of your family.
    Well, I'd like to introduce you to my family. Follow me.
    Like you have a choice. Come on. Don't be afraid.
    Meet my stairs, my loafers, my socks, my slacks. Right this way.
    Oh, there you are. God! Hi girls, Daddy's home.
DS: Hi, Dad.
Da: This happens every night, I swear. This is my daughter, DJ, 
    and this is Stephanie. Look girls, Dad brought home a camera crew.
DJ: We know, Dad.
St: Yeah, dad. You came up here five minutes ago and told us.
Da: Honesty, I teach my girls honesty.
DJ: Watch my Dad do the sports weeknights, on Channel 8.
St: At four, six, and ten.
DS: Don't miss him.
Da: Marketing, I also teach them marketing.
Je: This way, this way.
Da: Boy, you move fast. This is my other little girl, Michelle.
    Not this one, this one. Is she ready?
Je: Are you ready?, Michelle, you're ready? Ha? O.K.
    Let's do the La Bamba thing from bay area. Alright? Ready?
Mi: ba ba ba ba ba.
Je: ..Bamba
Da: Alright, these guys are also part of my family.
    You see, I'm a single parent, and they help me take care of my kids.
    This is my brother-in-law, Jesse.
    He has a rock band called Jesse Cochran and the Rippers.
Je: Hi, mom.
Da: And this is my good friend Joey Gladstone. Joey is a stand-up comic.
Jo: And of course, I'm much funnier than I am right now.
Da: Yes, Michelle, say "Hi, San Francisco".
Jo: Hi, San Francisco. Please watch my daddy. He needs the work.
    I outgrow my clothes every four months. Hi, hi, hi, hi...
Da: Honesty, marketing, and begging for rating.
    Welcome to my world. This is..
All: Danny Tanner, Channel 8 Action Sports.
DJ: Dad, can I have a raise in allowance? You'd like to see that one,
    wouldn't you, folks?
Da: Kids. God, love them.
DJ: Write letters.

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