第５話 海は恋の予感 原題：Sea Cruise
冒頭より。
Je: She dri.. Oh, She's driving. She's driving. Okay.
She's driving and.. dri.. driving me she be..
Oh, She's driving and.. dri.. oh, she's dri..
Maybe she's walking.
Jo: Jesse, you gotta see this.
Je: Not now. I'm working on this new tune about this outrageous
Italian goddess who drives her Lamborghini.
What rhymes with Lamborghini?
Jo: How uh.. about Cecil and Beany?
Je: How about uh you're a Weenie?
Da: Jesse, check out this serious toddling.
Tracking shot. Tracking shot. Come on Michelle.
Je: Danny, the kid has been walking for three days,
and you haven't stopped taping her.
I'm sorry for when she starts potty training.
Da: Do you know what this means?
My sweet little Michelle, she's now an object grabbing
heat-seeking instrument of destruction.
Jo: Here it is, humans. I am robo baby.
DJ: Is grandma here?
Da: Not yet. Oh, look how cute you two look.
Je: Cute, just when we need more cue/cute.
St: Grandma'd better get here soon.
We're very buuusy with honeybee buuusiness.
Da: Joey, keep taping. Girls, get up on the steps.
I wanna ask you something.
DJ, so how's it feel to finally be retiring as queen bee.
DJ: Great. I'm way too old for this outfit.
It's time to pass my antenna onto the bees of the future.
St: I beeee so happy.
Da: Girls, do the secret honey bee hello?
DJ: Okay, but I cannot allow this on tape.
DS: zzzzi! zzzzu! zzzzza!
St: That's grandma. We gotta buuuzz off.
Da: Okay, come here Michelle. Here's the baby's bag.
And oh, yeah, here's the baby. There you go.
Dj: Bye.
St: Bye. See you later, boys.
Da: Guys, there's no children in the house.
You hear what I hear?
Je: I don't hear anything.
Da: Exactly. It's silence.
Jo: What...
Da: I can't believe this. I have no parental responsibilities.
This is great. Now that's not true. I really miss my
kids. No, that's not true. This is great.
Je: Let's party boys. I got an idea. Let's get some girls.
Jo: Great. There's a Three Stooges festival down town.
You can meet some really fun girls there. And the great
part is, they don't mind if you poke 'em in the eye.
Da: I don't know about this.
Je: No, no, no. I got a better idea. I'll get on my Harley.
You guys follow me in the country squire not too close.
Cruising up to Tahoe.
Harrah's is having a Marilyn Monroe look-alike night.
Da: How do you know about this?
Je: How do you not know about this?
Da: Guys, we've never had a boys night out just the three of us.
Let's go out together and just do some male bonding.
Je: Male bonding? Joey, you wanna bond?
Jo: All I want is a woman who at just the right moment
goes woo woo...
Da: Guys, time out. I can't do this.
It's only been five months since I lost Pam.
Hey, don't let me stand in your way. I'll be fine.
I'll just stay home alone.
Maybe change the part of my hair. You guys go out.
Have a great time.
JJ: Never mind.
Jo: OK, we're available for bonding.
Je: I'll do whatever you want. I promise.
Da: Great. You are not even gonna think about women when
you see what I've got in store for you.
Da: Let's go fishing. Neptune's Bride sails at midnight.
Jo: Good morning. I've been dying for a place to wear this outfit.
Je: All right, let's get this wonderful fun-filled magical night of
bonding over with.
Da: Jesse, we are going fishing, you look ridiculous.
Je: I look ridiculous?
Jo: Gilligan's living room. Oh, wait, don't hang up.
Sorry, I'm not supposed to answer the phone.
Yes, Jesse is here. Who may I say is calling?
Je: Give me the phone.
Jo: No! Get out of town. The Roxana, the rock star Roxana?
Come on. Jesse, how do you know Roxana?
Je: Alright, we had this hot and everything for a while ...
actually it was kind of serious we dated and
she became a big star, we were on the road,
so we drifted apart. Give me the phone.
Jo: Is this true? Your story checks out.
So, Roxana, about your new album?
Je: Joseph, you leave me no choice.
Jo: Uh-ha, Uh-ha,
Je: Say good bye.
Jo: Good bye..
Je: Hello, I'm sorry that was Joey.
He was raised by a family of really stupid wolves.
How are you doing? I'm doing great. Yeah, ah, my music? ugh,
my music is going really well. Yeah.
Jo: That's great. You told me you couldn't even find a job.
Je: Beat it wolf boy.
Je: You know, it'd uh, be really nice to see you again.
Tonight? Yeah, Tonight would be good.
Da: Jesse, you promised.
Je: But actually.. uh, but I can't tonight. No, I'm going fish..
I'm going boating, I'm going yachting, actually,
going yachting on a boat, yeah. Uh, we're having a big party.
Neptune's Bride, yeah, champagne, caviar, what have you.
Oh, good, I'll call you in the morning. Bye.
Da; Thanks Jesse, you are not gonna regret this.
Je: Oh, why would I wanna hang out with a big beautiful rock star
when I can spend the evening with Thurston Hal the Third(?),
and Mr. pole, the human fish stick.
１分３０秒後、
２本の釣り竿どっちがいい？とジェシーに選ばせるところ。
Ca: Thanks for helping me with the anchor, Danny.
Da: Oh, Caroline, I live for this stuff. Well, take a look at me.
Did I forget anything?
Ca: You could be the centerfold for Field and Stream.
Da: Excuse me girls, boys, it's time for fishing.
Je: Oh, boy, am I a happy camper.
Da: OK, Jesse. What do you want?
Je: I don't care.
Da: You want the Daiwa light weight graphite super-flex
or the Shimano Triton(?) speed-master?
Je: I really don't care.
Da: How could you not care? The Daiwa has a 40-pound test
and the Shimano has 50.
Je: I don't care, give me, give me the Daiwa.
Da: Woo, the Daiwa.. In these waters. Bad choice.
Je: I don't care. Give me a worm and some dental floss.
Jo: I'll take the Shimano.
Da: The hell you will.
Je: (There's) no way I'm getting stuck in these waters for the Daiwa.
Je: Look at this. I got the Shimano.
Ro: The Shimano? In waters like this?
Je: Look at that. Full moon.
Ro: There was a full moon the last night we were together.
Remember, Big Sur.
Je: I remember we rented that cabin, we went crazy in every little room.
Ro: Yeah, then we went down to the beach and/when we got even crazier.
Je: You know, the seals were clapping for us?
That's ancient history, right?
５分１０秒ほどとばして、
ジェシーとロクサーナがお別れしようとするシーンから。
Je: Seems like we're always saying good bye,ha?
Ro: I hate it. Jesse, come on the road with me.
Je: Join your band?
Ro: Well, no, we are an all girl-group, and you're definitely not a girl.
Je: Then why would I go on the road with you?
Ro: Just to be with me?
Je: Do what? Carry your bags for you? Tune your guitar?
Is that what you want?
Ro: No, Jesse. It's not what I meant. I..
Je: Wait, I got nothing better to do than follow you around
like a little puppy dog or something?
Ro: No.
Ca: You know, I really had a great time.
Da: So did I.
Ca: How about if I make you dinner?
Da: Uh.. Dinner?
Ca: You know, food you eat when it gets dark.
Da: No dinner.
Ca: How about lunch?
Da: No, no lunch, no food.
Ca: Liquid protein?
Da: Uh.. look, Caroline, Uh.. I'm really sorry but,
I think this whole thing was just kind of a big mistake.
You.., you really shouldn't be here right now.
Because, uh.. you really should be somewhere else.
Let me walk you to the door, O.K?
Ro: Jesse, you are overreacting.
Je: No, I'm not, I'm not overreacting. Come on, let's go.
This's not gonna work out. Go.
Be a big star, get'n your limousine. That's all right.
Jo: Everybody freeze.
I need to see Jesse and Danny in the kitchen right now.
Je: Joey, I'm in the middle of something.
Jo: Humor me.
Je: Girls, look please, don't leave. Caroline, you like fish,
Roxana you like music, talk about Muddy Waters.
Je: Joey, what is your problem?
Jo: You guys are crazy. You had a nice time with Caroline,
you had a nice time with Roxana. What's the story, here?
Da: Caroline and I are none of your business.
Je: Right, neither are Roxana and I, thanks, Joey.
Jo: Jesse, your attitude wouldn't have anything to do with
her success, would it?
Je: No..I don't know. All right, I do know.
I mean.. I put the band together, me..
I put the band together, she is a big star.
I put my band together, we play in dives.
And I promised myself, by the time I was twenty four,
I'm gonna have a record deal, I'm twenty four and a half.
When's it gonna be my turn?
Jo: Hey, I know how that feels. It's like when I see ALF, I go nuts.
I'm doing my stand-up in little night clubs,
and a carpet sample has a series.
But you know, if we hang in there, we're gonna make it.
Danny, why are you so upset with Caroline?
Da: Because she wanted to make me dinner.
Jo: The real problem is you like her.
Da: O.K. I do like her. And it scares me.
Ever since Pam... everything is just so hard, so confusing.
Jo: I know how tough this has been on you.
That's how life is, it's a struggle.
What helps you get through the tough time is the people by your side.
So when people like, Roxana and Caroline come along, why push them
away is because you are frustrated with your carrier, and
because your day is not ready to date yet?
Your throwing away'em could be a great friendships.
Je: Is this the same guy who spends hours perfecting underarm noises?
Where is this coming from?
Jo: From my heart. I did have some help with the words,
it's what Scooby Doo told Scrappy doo last Saturday morning.
Da: Thanks, Joey. Oh.. Come here, you big goof.
All right we got in some male bonding after all.
You guys excuse me for a moment.
Caroline, can I talk to you, please?
Ca: Hi.
Da: Hi. Look. I..I'm real sorry I flipped out.
It is just that uh.., you know about my wife,
and I.. I'm just not ready for this yet. I really do like you.
Do you think, maybe.. you and I could like just be just friends.
Ca: I think that would be great. Oh...
Je: Actually, I guess, what I'm trying to say is.. Maybe I was acting a
little bit up.. What's the word I'm looking for? Insanely jealous.
Ro: Jesse, your time is gonna come. You're too good.
Je: I know I can't go with you.
Ro: I know. I just want us to be together.
Je: Maybe someday we will be.
But in the meantime, you got realize, guy like me.
I got to be freewheel, and I got to be riding on the wind.
I gotta be living on the edge.
DJ: Hi uncle Jesse.
St: Will you help me out with my stinger?
Je: Sure kid. Well, living on the edge of cuteness.
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